Archive for the ‘Political Rants’ Category

Why I’m Voting Quebecois

Posted: April 30, 2011 in Political Rants

Editor’s note:  the views and opinions in the following article are right Democracy 101 I don’t care who you are, who your father is, or under whose divine authority you speak, but I’m really sick of your incessant whining: “But there’s no PQ rep in your riding, Baumer!” Hogwash. … Alright, fine, touche, anonymous lambaster [...]

I Hope the Pope gets the AIDS

Posted: February 13, 2011 in Political Rants

I’m HIV positive he’s a healthy candidate Originally published 30 July 2009 Well, it’s Friday night, and in honour of the Sabbath, I shall go on a rant. While the Pope currently embarks on a “peaceful” mission to the strife-ridden Middle East, I’d like to step back several weeks and discuss some of my previously [...]

Not because I don’t want it, but because it’s theoretically and literally impossible And I mean that:  literally impossible.  Literally in the literal definition of literally. And I also mean theoretically in the scientific sense; that is a theory based on available data and future predictions. “Nothing’s impossible, Baumer!” one might crow. Sadly, though, this [...]

Did my grandpa lie about his involvement in the Royal Canadian Air Force? After having dinner with my uncle, aunt and two cousins tonight, Sammy (the other first born) and I started talking about my grandfather and his role during the Second World War.  It only took him a few words, but my cousin managed [...]

The UJA Campaign 2011 was launched sometime over the past few months, I’m not sure exactly. I noticed these  billboards perhaps a couple months ago but didn’t pay much heed to them. That is until I saw the one prominently displaying the infamously innocent smile offered by one of the most famous people in history: [...]

Street Proselytization Fail

Posted: October 5, 2010 in Political Rants

Venturing out onto Bloor St. West has never been so much fun. After a couple hours since our last reprieve, the prospect of a crisp autumn breeze permeating my uncharacteristic red sweater (if you know me, you’ll understand its significance) was both welcome and necessary. An unassuming man wearing a light fall jacket and a [...]

Iran Tests Missiles, Patience

Posted: October 2, 2009 in Political Rants

Ahhh, the good ol’ Islamic Republic of Iran. Expert sabre-rattlers, rabble rousers, and patience-testers. Nearly my all-time favourite theocracy, second only to the enlightening and liberating regime presiding in Saudi Arabia. At least women can drive in Iran.  But I would hardly call the republic progressive. So, yeah, um…about that uranium enrichment…what the hell are they [...]