Baumer the Great
Dear faithful reader,
You may be wondering how and why such an obviously omnipotent and omniscient being would be writing on such a lowly medium, but one has to cater to one’s fans.
As the almighty incarnate, I inhabit your version of space and time whilst occupying the hairy and cuddly body of one Mark Birnbaum, situated in uptown Toronto. Don’t be afraid to approach him in the streets; fear not the lightning bolts spewing from his ass. He is magnanimous and generous and will likely grant you an audience should you shower him with affection and shawarma.
Sexily yours,
B__m_r
- Ahhh, my creation
